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I was under some conflict about what to write. See Skyrim has pretty much turned me out so that’s on my brain. I have been getting a little quality time with Assassin’s Creed Revelations. It starts where Brotherhood left off. You run the assassin’s like the bad motherfucker you are, ripping up Constantinople yeah! The most impressive aspect of the whole creed series is the plethora of games all jammed in one. Like a gang bang for the senses if you will. I was able to preorder the signature edition,it includes Creed 1. You can see HOW far the series has come. A long way from the barley controllable original. I’ve become so dependent on the map that I spent most my time trying to find out where I was. All in all if you’re looking for a kick ass action title this or Arkham are your best bang for the buck. The new Uncharted was truly cool, but unless you have a ps3 and want to spend 60 bucks on a game I beat in 12 hours. So the ‘Fool wishes you all the best,as I go to my villa in Amsterdam for holiday. Unless detained by customs I will return after the new year. May the gaming gods smile upon you! Remember if you drink and drive keep to the side streets! You can always tell the cop you are having a stroke and driving yourself to the hospital.

Hello Ladies and Gents and welcome to the final part of my Month ‘o  Skyrim. I’m just waiting for the assholes that always ask: When is the next one coming out? It is a question that has plagued the ‘net for to long. That said, you will probably play the next Elder Scrolls on your Xbox 720 or on a superfast next-gen tablet pc that everyone’s so in love with. Jesus is this what the game gods intended? Everybody playing games on their DAMN PHONES! Ok now that I have that partially out of my system on to the game. I’ve done more ‘Rim jobs than George Michael! I’ve been a saint but mostly a sinner, a cook for dinner and I married my butler. I’ve seemed to plateau at level 47, I’ve even read some stuff that spoke of a cap at level 50. I hope that is not the case! Back in the dark ages when my mighty 50 megahertz pc ruled, Elder Scrolls never ended Daggerfall was eternal and it still holds a warm place in my heart where I believe my soul resided. There’s not much I can tell you without putting out spoilers like Carol Shelby. I hope you all have a blast trying to get to level 50. I, like Bruce Banner must move on, helping those in need until I inevitably hurt myself and turn in to a monster. For my next review I’m going to stick to a game I can talk about! Good Gaming and a better buzz to you ’till next time.

I’ve recently hit level 36 and it’s getting rough not throwing in spoilers. Suffice to say I joined the Stormcloak Rebellion, as the ‘Fool is all about the underdog. The Stormcloaks don’t give a damn if I’m a werewolf,actually there hasn’t been an actual downside I highly recommend this style of play. That being said I’ve accidentally become a daedra worshipper! The daedra are basically a crazy pantheon of people who demand weird shit,yet the rewards are sweet. Somewhat like my home life. I think the family option would be a cool DLC! You could start a dynasty to rival the good old days of Jordan and the Bulls. You would have holiday shit to put up with just like real life. All these holidays are taking up some serious game time! You know what I’m most thankful for? The chance to play Skyrim ’till the sun comes up. So far an excellent time is what you will get from the Skyrim experience. I’ll let you know if my character gets sent to Oblivion for worshipping demons. So Ladies and Gentleman I bid you good gaming. See next time same place same station.

I’ve been playing like an addict,insomnia,shakes,and of course the sweats. I’ve created a new class of hero the Gigilo! I bought some chick in Whiterun for the princely sum of 200 gold pieces for an amulet of Mara. Put the necklace on ask damn near anybody and damned if you’re not married! I had to buy my lady a new house,all kinds of furniture. In short like a real marriage. My wife opened up a store in my damn house, I would have got rid of her but she gives me money! So far I feel like a viking pimp, I’m wondering if polygamy is cool in the ‘Rim? I’m currently at level 26, the level progression has slowed down considerably. Now I’m reduced to becoming a zombie like creature wandering from mission to mission. I’m going to get some damn sleep, I know my back is going to kill me if I pass out while gaming again! Happy Holidays , i’m most thankful for the chance to sleep, game and watch the mighty Lions kick some ass.

Hey all it’s the ‘Fool dropping the serious knowledge that my readers crave! It’s been a while and for that I am sorry,Now that I’ve dropped the cable service that has been reaming me for a far superior service I see no further problems. In celebration of my new net friendly provider I’m devoting a whole month to THE game of all games Skyrim. My alter ego Draco Viperhand has been quite busy for the first 30 hours of game time. I’ve been increasing my Alchemy & Smithing talents. I’ve come up from churning out more cheap steel than China too banging out some bad ass magical armor and weaponry. This is the game all Roleplayers have dreamed of and then some! I know some will say I’ve jumped on the Skyrim wagon,but I’ve been killing my social life since Elder Scrolls One. I’ve also decided lycanthrope is for me and have been murdering my way thru dungeons and forts ever since. I haven’t found the negative side of werewolves yet. These weres are more the Howling type weres instead of the new style big fluffy dogs of Twilight. Jesus MY dogs are scarier and they are all 30 pounds and under! I also want to say the collectors guide is well worth the coin if you are serious about killing every part of this immense game. All the previous guides for Elder Scrolls have ALL lost pages,but there’s no fear with my new guide. plus it’s great for clubbing baby seals. Relax I’m too damn lazy to actually do physical activity! I hope to play the game twice as much, so I will have plenty of ammo for next week.Till then I’m gonna smoke one and look for the Ballsrog constellation, legend says if you find it Ballsrog shows up with a special mission : drink your own body weight with malt liquor.

Welcome back my followers of gaming goodness! I rented Rage, I figured Fallout and then some. I was sadly mistaken,it’s like Mad Max if he were a delivery boy! It started out with a cool premise giant big rock hits the Earth destroying 90% of the survivors. Yes it’s been done in more than a few movies, but it was cool in a game. You wake up one hundred years in the future. From then on you are mainly a delivery boy,going from same location back to the OTHER same location. Listen I know you have to level , but what is the point when there are no levels? It had some cool shit to kill mutants with pretty much what you expect from the company that brought us Doom. I think the ability to make shit and tune your ride is something that should be in ANY game like this. If you want 100 plus hours of Rpg heaven buy Fallout 3. If all you want is a one night stand that is shallow as most of the girls I dated in high school get Rage. I’m just trying to kill some time waiting for Skyrim. This game is far from the worst of wanna be Rpg’s. Graphics are great on the Ps3,as well as the voice acting. Still why waste 20 hours of your life just to blow shit up? I really hope Skyrim is as good as it sounds. Then again that’s what got me stuck renting this bastard for 5 days. Sometimes it’s better not to believe in the hype. Till next time, Fatesfool9.

Hello my gaming brothers&sisters,this is the game I’ve been waiting for! Finally a hero game with some balls! The story is cool, you can spend an hour reading character bios if that is your thing.The graphics are hands down the best I have Ever seen on a console game. The only beef I have with the setup is the damn “Detective Mode” I keep getting fuckin lost! The controls are about the same as the first game. This meaning that the fights are fluid as hell and really make you feel like your beatin ass. As with the last game there are collectibles and different challenges as well as the ’90s classic uniform from the animated series. Voice work is as good as it gets it’s nice to see Mark Hamill working again as the voice of the Joker. They also made Catwoman a grade A piece of ass,in this humble writers opinion. I’ve been playing like a fucking addict and have still only cracked the surface. This game has great replay value,sure it’s longer than the previous installment,but Skyrim it is NOT. How ever I don’t think every game has to demand over a 100 hours of your time. If you even kind of like the Dark Knight you will be more than satisfied. Of course for those who doubt me rent the motherfucker and tell me it’s not worth your time. Shit if you are reading this article I KNOW you have too much free time!Well faithfull followers I am going to stop writing so I can start gaming!

Your friend in gaming, Fatesfool9

I’m sure I’m not the only one that found the game a piece! After a good run they finally fucked up one of the only CONSOLE multi-player rpg’s. Meaning multi with no internet connection. I guess the genius team at Silicon Knights,whoever the fuck they are, have never heard the old saying: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it! I have played EVERY X-Men rpg and this is a travesty!Not only have they ditched the best feature, they even made the controls suck! Shit it’s like I’m back in the ’80′s fucking around with a Mario game! Also the environment is totally non-interactive,no more throwing cars at bad guys, or blowing shit up! You want some hero muti-play go out and get Ultimate Alliance 1 or 2, or even the old X-box X-Men legends series. If you like me are about story more than pretty pixels those titles will keep you happy. I would play the DC Universe massively multi online game, but no matter when you play your playing with kids. If I wanted to play with kids I’d have some of my OWN,shit SOMEONE needs to mow the lawn! I gave X-Men Destiny over 20 hours of my life, i’ll never get that shit back! The ONLY good thing is that I can warn everyone Don’t buy this PIECE OF SHIT.  Hell if you WANT to throw away money give that shit to me! The bills don’t pay themselves people! So it’s another five-year wait ’till the next hero rpg. If this terrible game doesn’t kill off the genre all together. Hell the STORIES are already written some before World War II! That is the hardest part IS the story since that is done,they can go back to Any of their old developement houses to put code together and behold a great game is born. The guy in charge of licensing should be thrown in that shit the Joker went in!Now I’m scared they will fuck up all upcoming hero titles. At least rent it if I haven’t convinced you. I always try to look for the best in games. I know they are some hard and complicated work,or else I’d have made one myself! Please pray to the gaming gods that Batman: Arkham City isn’t fucked up too.I know i’m crossing the comic book lovers line between Marvel and DC, so no hate mail please. Hope the game gods smile upon you and stop you from buying this shit. It would be better to buy porn at a garage sale! Talk to you gaming faithful again, Same time, Same place.

Your friend in gaming,Fatesfool9

My new review is about a classic pc game that isn’t AT ALL politically correct! The title is THE WITCHER : ENHANCED EDITION. The premise is pretty cool you are a bad ass warrior that kills ALL things supernatural. This can mean ghosts to werewolves and every other damn thing you can think of! Sadly our hero can only keep up with all the crazy monsters is to create potions. These are not your daddy’s health and manna potions, it goes WAY past that. First you start out with high-proof grain alcohol as your potion base, then you add all kinds of crazy shit it’s probably the best potion making system ever designed. Then you gear up with various swords one silver & the other steel as well as a big two-handed weapon.Which of course you can improve throughout the game. If you run low on gold pieces you can always play dice or bareknucle fistfights for extra coin at multiple taverns. There is also one more feature you find in this game you can talk your way into many a woman’s bed,as a bonus you get a card that has them ins Playboy like positions, sometimes it’s more like Hustler! Of course I know my avid readers only get such things for the insightful articles! I highly recommend this game FOR ADULTS! If you’re a kid piss off. To the parents out their we are talking full frontal on quite a few of the cards, and even some CGI sex scenes. Now disregarding all that  it really is a sweet game you can score for 20$ max. You really get in to the well written story. Though their are some translation problems as the game was made in Eastern Europe. They are minimal flaws at there worst. The fighting system relies on a fresh idea, instead of just clicking on the monster you use a reflex system to do combos and also changing stances for multiple opponents. The game can make you jump if you can’t keep your cool, and that is the highest recommendation I can give to a monster story. Good luck and trust that this a game worth the wait, you are only gonna find this baby online. However if you want to blow by a great story and just get to killing and screwing WITCHER 2 came out a few months back and if you are lucky you may find it at Best Buy. Be prepared cause the system requirements are somewhat steep and as we all know return policies blow. Until next time, May gaming goodness go with you!